Not by choice, we spent last weekend in a brothel. A real one, no half measures. It all started like this, Jan…

We never planned to go to Mongolia at all. We wanted to drive across China from East to West, across the ancient Silk Road. Two days before we left home, we got an email form the Chinese guiding company NAVO who had agreed to be our hosts [foreign cars are  not allowed into China without special permits and a guide in the car all the time]. NAVO told us we were  not allowed to drive the Silk Road but instead we could only drive south to north, entering from Laos as planned but leaving to Mongolia. We reluctantly agreed.

Once we were in China, we asked again if we could drive to the west. NAVO re-applied to the central government and we were again refused permits to go across China - but given permission to re-enter China from western Mongolia. We agreed as this was a much  better option than driving to Russia and Kazahkstan [a more than one thousand kms detour to the north!!].

Returning to China from western Mongolia meant crossing the border near Bulgan in Mongolia, the China side town being Takshken. The border crossing is closed to foreigners and only used by Mongolians and Chinese traders. We were assured that despite those rules we would be allowed to cross.

So after our difficult crossing of Mongolia [see other posts]  we got to Hovd, a friendly ethnic Khazak town. We stumbled onto the weekly english speaking club dinner which led to an introduction to Marima, who agreed for a fair fee to guide us through the little used mountain crossing to Bulgan the next day.

We drove ten hours on a track through spectacular gorges, river valleys and high passes. We saw two other cars and one truck all day, and the truck was overturned, resting on its side at the narrowest point of the entire road.

Friday evening in the dark we made it to  Bulgan. The only place to stay had no running water nor electricity. There was no food available.

Next morning, we were dismayed to discover that our new China guide was not expecting us until Monday, and calmly suggested we enjoy Bulgan for the weekend. It seemed a lousy option.  Various protestations and expensive mobile calls later, efforts were made to find a local guide to meet us at the border. We somewhat bizarely bump into an Australian, Jill Howe, who lives in a yurt in  Bulgan and teaches as a volunteer at the local school. We had a wonderful chat and cup of tea with her and her neighbours and just as Bulgan started to look quite appealing, along came a message that we had to go.

The border crossing took six hours. We were quizzed in all by 21 different officials. We finally were allowed into China, but our car was impounded. The documents supplied to Customs were fax copies, and they insisted on originals. We had to wait in Takshken until someone brought an envelope 600ks from Urumqi. The only place with rooms available in Takshken was the brothel. Rooms rent by the o’clock, the Chinese call it, and I have little doubt we are the only tourists ever to stay there.

The novelty of the locale soon wore off, although the girls were very friendly…. well, not too friendly. Sunday morning the Customs office were generous in clearing the car despite it being their day off and we finally headed off to Urumqi and the Silk Road.

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25 comments to “We Stay In A Brothel….”

  1. By JanW Berwick November 2nd, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    I see a book out of that one! A Brothel By Protest - indeed!

    How are you finding communicating in the out of the way places? What if you hadn’t found Jill Howe? Does sign language work with the bureaucrats?

    Stay warm — heh heh.

  2. By Damian November 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    g’day Jon, and Jack,
    Damian here, only just had time to check out the website - great travels. (Jon we must talk some time about your trip to Jordan, Annie and I spent a few weeks in Syria and Jordan in 1994, fantastic place!). Hey Jack, great report on the cockfighting, have no idea on what repercussions there have been for you both (haven’t managed to hear Ali Moore as much as would like), but it was a great honest account. Small snippets of what you are up to, I suppose it is up to people to make what they want of it - reckon you might grow a thicker skin while you are away Jack!
    Anyway, just wanted to say G’day - have fun
    Damian McShane

  3. By Natalie November 3rd, 2008 at 6:03 am

    Why on earth weren’t you allowed to drive across China? Who makes these rules? Goodness me, you both must be bursting with ideas for doco’s, books, movies etc etc etc. I love all the cloak and dagger stuff involved in getting all your permissions, original documents, in person guides etc. What a lark it all is. You could also make a ‘Carry On’ movie about all the red tape. Continue being safe and enjoying your adventures. Do you actually read our blogs????? Natalie

  4. By Jen November 3rd, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    Hi Jon

    Well I have heard of some excuses but I think this really beats them all!!!!!!

    Seriously, I did have a grin to myself you must let us know what Jan’s reactions were!!!!

    Loved the descriptions, really looking forward to purchasing your book where there will most probably be more information.

    Continue to travel safely

    Cheers
    Jen

  5. By Matt November 4th, 2008 at 5:52 am

    We’ve seen that before… American Vacation with Chevy Chase and his Swimming Pool outing. Comment from the son:”Sure… but will Mum buy it…?” Jon, have you considered a tent for situations like this to keep the sceptics completely at bay ?
    If the locals plot something you will have a hard time finding witnesses for your side of the story. And look at the Saudi Arabian justice. The foreigner is always at fault, because if he/she wasn’t in the country the event in question wouldn’t have happened. Be more careful, it’s still a long way to London.

  6. By david caldwell November 4th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Hello John and Jack,
    I remember a similar incident years ago when I was working for a Melbourne Company installing trickle irrigation in the Kurdistan region of Northern Iraq. The place was called Zakho and the hotel was called the Zakho Tourist Hotel. As far as I could tell there had never been any tourists staying there! So it was used for international contractors such as myself and the guys I was with working on projects in the locality.It was the dead of winter-snow on the ground-freezing cold- the sheets and blankets on the beds had never been changed. The toilet didnt flush and there was only cold water. I remember going into the kitchen to inspect the cook putting meet on sticks for shish kebabs. I remember him coughing all over them!I was there with a group of Australian guys in their 20’s.The waitresses name was Nadia and she was from Egypt. We were quite innocent young guys but not so innocent as to understand that Nadia was working her way down the corridor through the middle of the night charging for her services!She seemed to spend a lot of time in the Hungarian guys room who were there building a wheat silo.
    Anyway it was a quite an experience staying in Zakho and I imagine that some of the places you must be staying in will be leaving an indelible impression.
    Good luck on your travels!
    Regards,David Caldwell

  7. By Cameron Stewart November 4th, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    Classic

  8. By Eleanor & Wally November 4th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    Dear Jon & Jack,usually Wally writes comments, this time I got the bug. I looked at the map and asked Wally where to from here? He didn’t know, so I suggested to look up your itinerary. Guys, if not for your sake, for the sake of all who care to see you home safe and sound, take a safer option of crossing the Caspian Sea, rather then doing through Iran. All the best
    Eleanor

  9. By Mr. Carne November 5th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    We will not let you forget this one!!!
    No doubt; you do not wish to forget it anyway.
    Travel is the gem of our life, experiences & good fortunes are accentuated while traveling; as if our God Spirit is with us & teaching something we need to learn.
    Life in a microcosmic!!
    Kind Regards, Bruce.

  10. By Paul Wilson November 6th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Hi Jon,

    Great news that you have been allowed back into China - should make for a much more interesting drive and allowed you to see a road really ‘less travelled’ in W Mongolia.

    Keep up the good work!

    cheers

    Paul Wilson
    Author of The Silk Roads (Trailblazer)

  11. By solly "the porn king" faine November 8th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    you might as well get it polished mate, everyone will think you did anyway

  12. By solly faine November 8th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    by the way, why is Eleanor (of Eleanor and Wally fame) so scared of Iran? She’s been reading too much Greg Sheridan I think…

  13. By sollythepornkingfaine November 8th, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    you might as well get it polished, everyone will think you did anyway

  14. By Ann November 8th, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    My mother, God Bless her, spent a night in a Brothel in Brussels, en route to Switzerland in 1958, we teased her for years. It was recomended by the travellers aid.She wanted to go to the World expo. There were ‘ladies’ making up their faces in the front window, or playing cards, eventually she found a vacancy sign and was shown to a room with lots of red velvet and a well sunken bed. Next day on the train again, an Austrlaian couple told her” Oh! Yes’ Rue de la Whatever is in the middle of the Red Light District!.
    Glad to hear you are both well, managed to hear Alli this week, sorry about the two flat tires.hope they stay together until you reach some kind of civilization. As you said, you will soon be in Europe and that will feel more like home. It is great reading it all and seeing some photos. Best Wishes to you both Ann

  15. By Joan Boyd November 9th, 2008 at 10:20 am

    A likely story! Seriously though, how fortuitous to meet Jill Howe when you did. Your beard should be completely white now (if you still have it). Ali is doing a fantastic job Jon but we want you back alive!

  16. By vicki November 9th, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    All i can say is “Lol!”
    X;-)

  17. By greg November 10th, 2008 at 6:30 am

    hope you had a good night sleep with your cloths on?

  18. By Raphaël November 10th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    Hi!
    I’m French and used to live in Australia. My best Aussie mate told me about your blog because I now live in Tashkent. If you’re still here in the capital city of Uzbekistan, it will be a pleasure to meet you.
    In any case, I wish you a great trip.
    Regards.

  19. By Raphaël November 10th, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    Huh… what I meant is “if you come to Tashkent”. I thought you already visited Tashkent but I didn’t read properly the post and I thought I saw “Tashkent” while it was Takshken! (actually I was wondering about the existence of brothels in Uzbekistan… I don’t think there are such things here! lol)

  20. By angela November 12th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    I cannot understand Eleanor, she is obviously too influenced by the media [especially American], my husband and I have just spent a far too short [two weeks] holiday in Iran and found it surpassed all expectations. The people are not the politicians, they were so friendly and welcoming, we NEVER felt threatened or in danger, except when crossing the road - Jon take care, the traffic is horrendous, rules are advisory not compulsory, though the traffic police on the main highways of their excellent road network can be fierce. Their history and heritage sights are utterly amazing but it is also a very modern society, all social services in place and working, education to a very high level - and free - a brilliant subway system in Tehran with a ticketing system that actually works!!! and, like Australia, a mainly desert country with little rainfall - but with very sophisticated water management systems and all the main cities recycling their water. We could learn a lot from them. I’m sure you will love the country and wish you were staying longer.

  21. By Damien Vella November 18th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    The russian airforce base?what no planes? must be like our Navy(shutting down for two monts at Xmas).John & Jack, you didnt mistake a young ladies grammer school for a brothel by any chance?

  22. By Joan Boyd November 18th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    From my husband this time, Jon

    Jon and Jack, on the track,
    Stayed one night in a brothel,
    “The girls were nice,
    But not that nice”,
    Hoping Jan will swallow the waffle!

  23. By Joan McDonald November 20th, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Hi John and Jack, Having been away I missed following your adventures the past few weeks and am amazed to find I missed the best part - you John staying in a brothel. Priceless. Not that you have ever (at least not on radio) been a stuff shirt and I hope the experience rates more than a chapter in any future book. Good luck with the rest of the trip and I look forward to reading about your experiences in Iran. Jack, I thought it only happened in olden times that a father took his son to a brothel when he reached a certain age! Travel safely, London is not too far ahead I just wish I could be there at the finish line.

  24. By Karen Joy December 3rd, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Hi Jon and Jack,

    I have really enjoyed following your travels. You guys will have a very interesting tale to tell upon your return and I can’t wait to buy the book and eventually see the movie! Love all the photos but haven’t been able to ‘check-in’ much lately. It’s great to re-cap and then catch up. The brothel sounds hilarious. I like Jan’s reply, (and that of your Dad, Jon). You are both so adventurous so keep finding new and exciting things and I look forward to hearing all about it.

  25. By bance christian August 8th, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    Hi,big trip !
    My wife and I,we met jill howe in june 2008 after crossing altai from hovd to bulgan by bike , strong personnality !
    I have a practical question: did you pay baksheesh to custom officers, to be allowed to cross the mongolian- chinese border to takshkent?
    If not, well done, if yes , how much ?
    some of my acquaintances had to pay several hundred us dollars to cross in the past years …
    where are you now ?
    Thank you for answer.

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