Day by day, city by city, country by country, we realise how large and complex the world is. We realise how ridiculous it is to try and traverse more than half of it in a meagre six months. We realise that the car is a very small place to spend that time. We realise that we’ve got a long journey ahead of us.

Never again will I chuckle about how “it’s a small world…” It really isn’t.

We have now come more than thirteen-thousand kilometres through eight countries. We arrived in Laos less than a week ago. We came up from Cambodia, and within only a few kilometres of the border the cows were fatter, the people were stockier, and the roads were flatter. We plodded up to Central Laos passing straw-hut villages and every now and then the provincial riverside town, their streets lined with romantic, decaying French colonial buildings.

North of Savanakhet we veered off the smooth road and headed about an hours drive towards the Tong Lo Cave, a seven kilometre stream through a big, heavy mountain.

The closest village to the cave is skirted by limestone cliffs that screech up from the endless, lush rice fields. And on the other side of the village is the Hinboun river.

At the village entrance there were children climbing on cars or riding up and down the road, dinking friends. Toothless men wearing rags silently watched on and people collectively napped, escaping the midday sun. They woke and surveyed us through sleepy eyes. There were women creating the most beautiful, patterned weavings. Colourful and intricate that only hands of experience can create.The houses were made of cane patched together in a criss-cross, elevated on sticks to avoid the occasional flood. There were holes in almost every house and from a few houses Laotian, maybe Thai, pop blared out. There was washing hanging clumsily on any vertical ledge and goats tied up along the muddy path through the village.

We were immediately greeted by some men who spoke no English but knew what we were there for. They guided us towards the river and prompted us onto a canoe. We took off with a splutter, cutting through the river. We passed naked toddlers and bathing teenage girls clinging to shawls, jumping, pushing and playing in the water, screaming with glee with each shove, each duck dive.

At the entrance of the cave we changed canoes, and took off into the darkness. It took us two hours. Two hours of the endless echo of water rushing over millions of stones, ancient, dripping stalactites growing longer with each drip, and massive, pitch black caverns only illuminated by the boat driver’s head-torch and the occasional, useless flash of our cameras.

Upon exiting the cave we passed several boats of men, each carrying containers of petrol. We were told later that they were smuggling the petrol along the river, into Vietnam past a poorly patrolled border crossing. This wasn’t our first confrontation with smuggling. The next day as we made our way to Vientiane, hundreds of mangy, caged dogs heaped on an over-crowded truck were heading in the opposite direction, towards Vietnam. “They’re certainly not heading to a pet shop…” Dad mused.

Yesterday we arrived in Luang Phrabang, a UNESCO world heritage site. Next week, China.

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36 comments to “Laos”

  1. By Graham Naismith September 14th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Hey - just left vienvien (or however u spell it) yesterday after 2 nights and must have just missed you guys by a whisker. Bumped into a photogrpaher guy Ian who mentioned you - w’re in land cruiser heading towards Australia with our 3 daughters (2, 5 and 7 although 1,4 and 6 when we started). Watch out for kazakhstan roads - theres nothing like it - and hide your satphone from the chinese unless u have a licence - they still have mine + a few pages from my lonely planet book! Good luck

  2. By Natalie September 14th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Jack, you have a wonderful way with words. You paint a very realistic picture of the sights you have seen. I probably will never travel through Asia but am enjoying it through you and Jon. Thanks for the opportunity. Continued enjoyment to you both. On to China. Will you walk the Great Wall? Natalie

  3. By Ian September 14th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    The Vietnamese plant the rice, the Cambodians watch it grow, but the Laotians listen to it growing!

    We look forward to China. We have some language skills & local knowledge, but from this far away - can we be of any help?

  4. By Terri September 15th, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Jack, you are wise beyound your years. Really enjoy your descriptions. Mehthinks a writer of the future who is destined for great things. Stay safe and enjoy the rest of your travels. Look forward to hearing your father talk about the trip each Wednesday.

  5. By peter Barnes September 15th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    Bloody Marvelous

  6. By Long Jon September 15th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Jack you describe exactly my feelings when travelling east down ‘The Corridor’ to Berlin before the wall came down.

    Almost as soon as one left Helmstedt (check-point Alpha)and entered what was then East Germany, my description was always that the cows looked sadder and the sky was greyer and the people (if you saw any) were so afraid of contact.

    It really is true that travel is the great teacher and you and your wise father will be wiser and more knowledgeable and so full of understanding at journeys end.

    Stay safe

  7. By Pat Clark September 15th, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    Jon and Jack,

    Wonderful to follow your journey,you both write so well it is almost like being there.

    Good luck,

    Pat

  8. By humphrey hollins September 15th, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    I must have just missed you as well,I drove up to kratie on the road to laos with my girlfriend on the 9th and 10th of september.
    I was in the silver mercedes with the wombat on the back window,oh and the two marijuana leaves.
    What are you guys driving?

  9. By Nadia September 15th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    as i came across the photo of the weaving i thought ‘hmmmmmmm, NICE representation of weaving - that is, from some numbers develops and grows this thing of precision and beauty (a bit like music really - I used to weave), I refer to the blurred top of the photo changing to the sharpness at the bottomm of the photo. I am amazed at the power of the human mind and that photo, and your words, reminded me again. Yum.

  10. By Mr. Carne September 15th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    The beauty, contentment & resilience of the local people, in this part of the World, is amazing to experience.
    We can learn so much from their ability to move on, to survive. Live day to day, without looking for blame or fault.
    I love your observations & writing.
    Keep up the good work.
    Regards Bruce Carne. Warragul.

  11. By bill, heather, kath and lizzie September 15th, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    Hi Jon and Jack, glad to hear/see everything is going OK/well despite the odd frustrations. Love and best wishes, keep up the reports

  12. By Peter Hendricks September 16th, 2008 at 12:45 am

    Hi, we are currently in Thailand on our way in the opposite direction, destination NZ. Can you give us some pointers on how to organise travelling on the cargo ship Dili to Darwin?

    Thanks and happy travels,
    Peter.
    Email: beddhist at gmail dot com.

  13. By Liz September 16th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    We are middle-aged backpackers who have just returned from 8 weeks in Cambodia, Laos and Vietnam. It is wonderful to read your descriptions and relive much of what we have seen and experienced. We can identify and concur with much that you say, especially when we heard John begin an interview on 774 with “Sabadai” and we remembered the warm welcome we received from so many Laotians.
    What a fantastic adventure you are having! Can’t wait to read the next episode!

  14. By Jen September 16th, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    I also was impressed with the weaving but more impressed with your writings Jack - my you obviously have a great talant - take after your father. Loving your comments and photographs. Stay safe
    Miss you Jon - the morning programme is just NOT the same without you but so looking forward to hearing your comments on your trip when you return.
    How is Jan and Nigel by the way, no comment of them (hint hint)

    Cheers Jen

  15. By vicki September 17th, 2008 at 1:18 am

    As usual Jack ~beautifully~ poetic Thankyou X:-)

  16. By Leanne Clarke September 17th, 2008 at 4:21 am

    Hi Jon and Jack

    We are on the Hawaiian Islands at present and their favourite sport is illegal cock fighting.

    Leanne - Tasmania

  17. By RJ September 18th, 2008 at 1:31 am

    Hello, We bumped into you guys in Luang Prabang, Laos last weekend whilst admiring your truck! Hope the hotel was alright. Good luck for the rest of the adventure and keep away from the dried snacks in China! I have pictures, drop me an e-mail if you want them. I’m also interested in the truck if you end up selling it when you get to london. Cheers RJ (writing from my office back in London)

  18. By Gail G September 18th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Jack, just want to tell you that I really enjoy reading your blog; it’s really well written and full of quirky insights and interesting perspectives. Your photos are great, too, and I am really looking forward to seeing any images you might have of Northern Laos, and in particular Luang Prabang.I know that tourism is rapidly changing the face of this beautiful town, but hope you had the opportunity to explore the character still to be found away from main street venues and the tourist circus…Gail

  19. By Mark - Melbourne September 18th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Hi Jon and Jack, sounds like you are having a great time, hope you keep on schedule to make it to London on time. Jon, Happy Birthday for Sunday. I turn 51,you 52. We also share the same birthday with Kevin Rudd and Peter Batcheldor. Take care. All the best.
    Mark- Melbourne.

  20. By Shute September 18th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    Hi Jack and Jon,

    I’m a listener of Jon in Melbourne.
    By this time next week, you will be traveling in my home province, Yunnan Province, China. And you will go through my hometown Kunming. You are very welcome to travel and visit.
    I will not tell you anything, just let you guys to discover yourself:)
    Just one thing, please drive SLOWLY. Even when you are driving on a road with good condition, be careful on the trucks and buses. They are fast, sometimes without good driving manner.
    Giving the drivers some understanding may help to release your anger at them. They have to drive fast for a long time to make a living. So they are tired and patientless.
    Well, drive safely and have fun.
    I can’t wait to see photos of my lovely hometown.

    Shu

  21. By Doug - Melbourne September 19th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    Hi Jon & Jack.
    It’s clearly been some time since I turned on the radio, I’ve just found out now about your adventure. Sounds to me like the trip of a lifetime and i am quite envious as I read about it from my desk at work.
    Best of luck and hope it all goes well, esp those border crossings through the ’stans.

  22. By charlie merryweather September 19th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    what a fantastic trip you are both having, this is what my wife and i should have done ten years ago. but am thoroughly enjoying your trip now charlie

  23. By Helen, Geelong September 19th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Look forward to receiving your travel stories, keep them coming. Have a safe trip.

    Helen

  24. By William September 20th, 2008 at 12:39 am

    Hi Jack and Jon,

    Just enjoyed sharing a meal with you both in Luang Nam Tha and hearing of your amazing adventure. I would say “have a great trip”, but of course you are and then some! What a fantastic journey to see great places, friendly people, and experience different cultures.

    And Jack, keep up the good writing, it’s fun to read ;-)

    Go well :-)
    William and Nina

  25. By Raoul & Ruth September 20th, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    HAPPY UNFORGETTABLE BIRTHDAY Jon! Not sure how you are spending it - but what a wonderful context. Looking forward to next instalment which, hopefully, will tell us how you spent an Asian birthday. Love from us both - R & R

  26. By Chrisp September 20th, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    Jack, obviously the apple didn’t fall very far from the tree! You’re writing paints a picture that enables us to enjoy this trip from the comfort of Melbourne.

    In case you’re interested Hawthorn 114 StKilda 54 with five minutes left to play in the last quarter. Looks like it’s going to be a Geelong v Hawthorn grand final.

  27. By Les September 21st, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Hi Jon and Jack,
    I have been reading your travel entries with great interest. They make good reading. But the main reason for this entry is to wish you Jon a very happy birthday.
    Safe travels to you both.
    Les.

  28. By Jen September 21st, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    Hi there

    Hope you had a good birthday Jon and in case you haven’t heard the grand final is between Geelong and Hawthorn - Hawthorn need a win, haven’t had one for ages.

    Cheers
    Jen

  29. By Richard September 23rd, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Happy birthday Jon - Gedday Jack. Will be travelling in a couple of weeks to France to catch up with Catherine, who is in Europe (mostly Ireland) - while thinking of you, it was more in the “What are the Faines doing now, and how can we do it in 1,000 times more comfort?” type of thing. Mandy and I doing a bicycle tour in Loirre valley - visit winery, ride 10 ks to sober up, visit winery, ride 10 ks etc. See you at hockey next year!

    Cheers,
    Richard

  30. By Bob McLean September 26th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    G’Day again Jack & Jon.

    Jack I really enjoy your word pictures and you are also a dab hand with the digital camera. Keep up the great work.

    Looking forward very much to your impressions of China.

    Go Hawks,
    Bob

  31. By steve conradi October 1st, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Hi to you both,

    Just caught your description of crossing into China on the weekly update, sounds fantastic and testing. Half way now so onwards safely and keep healthy!
    Lost our Pennant C grand final 2-1 but up to Pennant B next year as we keep developing in a positive manner, missed you both over the second half of the season and we look forward to your return.Cheers and all the best
    steve

  32. By John R October 2nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Hi Jack and John

    Great to keep reading about your exploits, and in particular Jack’s posts which are full of the freshness of youth (sorry John!)

    The scenery, the people, the driving and the process of surviving are all fascinating.

    Regards

    John Rimmer

  33. By Paul R October 2nd, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    Great to hear (on the radio) you are both having a ball, and what an amazing experience for you both. Jack your writing and photos are sensational, keep it up! John So resigned today…John who?
    cheers

  34. By Maureen October 9th, 2008 at 4:35 am

    I am so jealous of the travel you are doing. My own son and his girlfriend are nearing the end of a month long travel through Thailand, Cambodia and Laos. They are enjoying it immensely. I will share your blog with them when they return. Great descriptive writing, Jack. Regards Maureen from Melbourne

  35. By Paritosh October 18th, 2008 at 11:14 pm

    wonderful idea Jon and Jack.

    You have also given me something to look forward to - re-enact your journey with my son in five-years time when he would be 18.

    Look after yourself guys, cannot wait to have Jon back on 774.

    Good luck and good-bye

    - Paritosh (Melb)

  36. By dominic barnes July 4th, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Dear Jon
    Im driving around the world and came across your website, Firstly congratulations on a sizeable achivment.
    I ve done 27000km in South America and Im presently in Cairns travelling clockwise around oz.
    Could you give me any pointers as to ferry companies, from Darwin upto Singapore and your contact for entry to China etc?
    It would be great to talk if you had a moment on the phone, my oz number is 0434524419 or send me your number and I call you. Sorry for the abrupt introduction.
    Yours
    Dominic Barnes

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