We did manage to drive away, Sunday morning, a very cold and teary moment. I felt like a beast, tearing away at the heart of the family just for some crazy dream. Taking us away from Jan, from ‘home’. We sniffled all the way down the freeway, and then by the time we got past the urban sprawl started to feel like we were really doing this thing.

A few moments of doubt, I confess. Is this the craziest of all my crazy schemes and obsessions? Have I gone just too far this time?

About one hour out of Melbourne the cruise control drops off. Just stopped, no reason. The revs dropped and as I reset the button there was just a whiff of electrical smell. We pulled over in the dark, fished out the torch, lifted the bonnet, cursing. How would this be, making it all the way to…. Sunbury before the car cacks itself?

Under the bonnet all looked as it should. No tell tale signs or smells. So we pressed on, keeping an eye out for smoke billowing from the bonnet. Mildura for lunch, Burra for afternoon tea - very nice Cornish pastie. Well, we thought - how far can we get today? We got to Port Pirrie at dusk and decided Port Augusta was a better option.

Checked into a cheap hotel, whipped out the laptop to send a message to the world - no connection possible. In brief, the Satellite phone modem was auto-switching and blocking any other modem from connecting. It was Sunday so no chance of calling anyone to find out which mysterious tab setting to fiddle with. Dreadful night not sleeping, feeling ill with stress and anxiety.

Monday morning, onto the road and off we go. Towards Woomera, as it gets to office hours in Darwin, we ring the shipping company to see if our deadline in Darwin has changed. They had forewarned that their schedule could be rather flexible. Kylie gave us the news straight away - the ship is in dry dock, the service will be delayed by at least five days, call again later in the week, good bye!

Great. The ship to Dili isn’t running. The laptop isn’t working. The car is playing up. And all on Day 1.

So much for urgency. We had driven over 1,000 k’s in a day to try to meet a deadline that no longer exists. We drove in to Woomera, hung around in shock, conferred and then decided to get to Alice Springs anyway.

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59 comments to “Things Do Not Always Go To Plan….”

  1. By Chan July 1st, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    Hi Jon

    Since you have a few days to spare, perhaps you should make frequent stops and take time to see the attractions along the way to Darwin.

    Enjoy the trip.

    Cheers

    Chan

  2. By Debra July 1st, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Ahh! The best laid plans, etc., etc…

    I do hope that things get better for Jon and Jack - you know what they say……”the big fella (insert appropriate religious/cultural description) never puts problems into our path that he/she doesn’t think we can handle!!” Good luck with the next part of your journey.

  3. By Phillip July 1st, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Well Jon and offspring are certainly pushing the envelope. From Melbourne to ‘the gutter’ in one day is quite a trip…hope they make regular driver swaps and avoid travelling at night.
    Lesson 101 in big trips…build a mythodical and planned approach, but with a lot of lateral…and haha…can’t use the gadgets.

  4. By davidjo July 1st, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    ahhh, mate i can relate…….its alllll about the journey. Frustrating now = funny later!

  5. By Robyn Logan July 1st, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Fodder for Red I would suggest!

    Back at home in Melbourne … cold and you missed the news today and you didn’t have to care.

    You must be in paradise.

    I think that your Significant Other Left Behind is providing excellent and amusing commentary.

    Robyn L.

  6. By Julie July 1st, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    You will just have to sit back and see a little of your own backyard now Jon before you leave our shores. Enjoy. I know I will certainly be keeping tabs on your epic travel.Good luck!

  7. By jan July 1st, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    here I am in Moonee Ponds cooking Spaghetti Bolognese- and I have to say I’m glad I’m not there in your predicament- but things will pick up- and you’ll both be off- travelling overland will constantly present problems like this - but that’s the fun of it all- have a great time- and I miss your show in the morning

  8. By bosko July 1st, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    Do not worry about gadgets. Just look after the car. Later on you can tell us what happened. Good luck and enjoy.

  9. By Ray Davis July 1st, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    G’day Jon &Jack, if you are in the Alice,go and have a look at Bo’s Saloon,great tucker,and if ya’ wave at the camera’s the whole world will see you,Camera’s Run 24/7.for those that have not seen the sight…Google bojangles,alice springs for address.
    You can even buy a customer a beer.
    Goodluck you two…PRESS ON
    Ray & Margaret Davis

  10. By Gez July 1st, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    Jon, you are such a pragmatic person - things will start to fall into place and day one will fade into a distant memory. It will improve and you have so, so much to look forward to. And we are looking forward to sharing the journey with you, peripatetically at least. How amazing to share this experience with Jack, and to have the joy of sharing all with Jan in the not too distant future. Take care.

  11. By Boetti July 1st, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    Hi Jon and Jack

    Hope you don’t have too many frustrating times and all goes well.

    I will enjoy reading about your adventures

    All the best
    Anthony B

  12. By Ian July 1st, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    Jon,

    One thing not generally taught well anymore to anyone, young or old, these days is What To Do When Things Don’t Work Out….

    Relax. Maybe you could try thinking like the original Australians in terms of days and weeks and seasons rather than hours and minutes. You’re not “on the clock” any more. Your clock is the sun. Your alarm is your wits and gut instinct. Slow down - you’ll SEE more. Enjoy.

  13. By Vicki July 2nd, 2008 at 1:12 am

    Ditto what ‘Davidjo’ said (Lol!)… and “Get out tha camera” (You can blog pics right?) Vicki (Melb)

  14. By Robskee July 2nd, 2008 at 2:16 am

    You’ve already done the road trip from Melbourne to London, in your heads, over the last six months. What a wonderful opportunity for an entirely new experience!

    Jon, your work life for at least 10 years has been scheduled down to the very second. Giving over to the new order of things may be challenging, but I’m sure you’ll find teachers and mentors along the way. The road itself is a good one. Perhaps the Road is your new Exec Producer…

    Remember also: freedom can seem a dark terror to one too long imprisoned. (Ok that’s overly dramatic but The Shawshank Redemption is such a great film!)

  15. By SarahM July 2nd, 2008 at 8:45 am

    “Movin’ right along in search of good times and good news,
    With good friends, you can’t lose,
    This could become a habit.
    Opportunity knocked once, let’s reach out and grab it,
    Together we’ll nab it.
    We’ll hitch-hike, bus, or yellow cab it.”

    Enjoy!!!

  16. By Lucien July 2nd, 2008 at 9:19 am

    Jon - Count your blessings! You have just been given an opportunity to spend 2 weeks in the Australian north and outback! Relax and have a good time getting to Darwin - there is alot to see and you can share it all with Macka on Sundays.

    There should (still) be plenty of Telstra devices along the road and surely you have a mobile to keep in touch with the family - and you still appear to be able to communicate with this web site so communications must be okay SO see your own country first! You will not regret it. Many (~15)years ago I took 3 months long service leave, got a real diesel Landcruiser (no Prado’s in those days and no electronics so highly reliable) and we (myself, wife and two young daughters) went to the north of Australia for 3 months - fantastic experience - do a 2 week version of that - you have been given an extra leg to your adventure!

    Also the other thing I think you need to do is

    “BRING LANDY BACK HOME WITH YOURSELVES FROM THE BIG ADVENTURE”

    I still drive our Landcruiser and it reminds me of our fantastic family adventure in the Autsralian outback - I occasionaly find some red dust in Landy’s bits and pieces! It will be a constant reminder of your holiday and although it is not a BMW or E-type they are great cars!

    Have a great trip and enjoy whatever (good) bits happen - these sorts of things are all part of the adventure.

    Lucien

  17. By Liz July 2nd, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Who wants smooth sailing on a trip like this anyway!! Its the hiccups that make it an adventure. Good Luck…have fun!

  18. By JanW Berwick July 2nd, 2008 at 10:46 am

    Jon, just heard you speaking with Kathy about the delay for the ferry and it struck me that this may throw off your requirement for being at the Chinese border. What’s Plan B?

    You do sound good, though. Nice to hear your voice!

    JanW

  19. By bruce July 2nd, 2008 at 10:51 am

    VISIT desert Park Alice Springs and it will the jouney to Darwin much more intersating,
    Regards

  20. By Andrew Crowden July 2nd, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Oh dear - did anyone mention Landrover! Sorry couldn’t resist it. But seriously, such problems can of course occur in any vehicle. Good that it happened sooner rather than later.

  21. By helen B July 2nd, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Jon and Jack
    Sounds like the adventure has already started.This is probably kindergarten as to what may lie ahead.
    These incidents will give you the strength for later on.

    Best wishes we are already enjoying.
    Helen

  22. By Andy July 2nd, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Hey JJ’s you ain’t seen nothing yet, good name for the car actually, Jay Jay; did you really think it would be like a Sunday drive ha!!!!; yes we miss the show already, see if you can call in once a week for the Fain junkies like us, lol, Andy & Jenny

  23. By Joan July 2nd, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    What is it they say, First it is possible, then it is difficult, then it is done.. Roll with the punches Jon.. enjoy!

  24. By RodT July 2nd, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Jon,

    If you’re stuck in Darwin for a few days next week you should drop by the Vet’s National Championships at the Marrara Hockey Centre. I’m sure a few of your mates would offer you a drink or two (and if we have injuries we may need a ring-in sub…)

  25. By Hazel July 2nd, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    The best laid plans of mice and men eh ?
    Sorry to hear things haven’t started out too well for the both of you but we wish you good luck as you continue this amazing journey and look forward to your updates.
    Our landrover broke down in the middle of the African plain once, middle of nowhere and in lion country on a dirt track and out of the blue came a double-trailer pantecnican who towed us on a two metre make-shift rope (yikes - nobody has concentration that good !) for an hour and half to the next small village where out of the blue was an old battered taxi who drove us (at some expense !) to the game park which was our intended destination. We spent the whole weekend with no car, no telephone, before wireless computers and the only people at the game reserve lodge to see no wildlife without the use of transport !! The fact the truck was there to tow us and the taxi to take us on to the lodge and a company mechanic evenutally to rescue us proved that each road has unexpected turns on it….. go with the flow and just enjoy the scenery ! To end with……. remember…..

    A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

    Our very best wishes
    Hazel and Mike

  26. By Diane Pettigrew July 2nd, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    I wish you both well on this amazing journey, roll with the punches, it will take time to unwind and get used to a different pace. The thoughts and blessings of many of your listeners are with you both and we look forward to stories good and not so good…travel safe

  27. By Wendy C July 2nd, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Hi Jon & Jack,
    Are you considering offsetting the emissions from your trip in any way? Haven’t been able to find any mention of it anywhere.
    Cheers,
    Wendy

  28. By Kathy at kallista July 2nd, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    LOL (laughs out loud) The McDonald Rangers, out of Alice springs are really great, its stunning country Go down to Kings Canyon etc get out and do a bit of walking . AS you are petrol head you may enjoy the Truck museum I didn’t LOL but the male members of the family did! We met some amazing baby lizards At Ormiston Gorge, Just hung round with them watching them catch flies. Get into the pace of the Outback. cheers kathy

  29. By Anne July 2nd, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    I heard Jon on 774 this morning sounding resigned as he sat in the sun in The Alice waiting for an auto mechanic to fix the faulty speed-control, given that they now have so much time on their hands. I gather that the communications problem have been resolved? Also, what was the new route through Mongolia? Given that there’s currently trouble in the capital will this cause another re-think? Hopefully, not.

  30. By Mikael July 2nd, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    You’ve conquered the first hurdle at Sunbury, and now you’re set to take on the world. enjoy the unpredictabilty of the trip, that’s what makes it exciting and provides great stories to tell upon your return. Take care.

  31. By Kathy July 2nd, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    Heard you on the radio with kathy Boland this morning Jon. Had to admit it was hard not to laugh a little. The best laid plans of mice and men…and all that. Just remember the greatest memories come from the times things don’t go as planned….enjoy every moment Jon and see every problem as an opportunity.
    Will follow your trip with great interest.

  32. By Stephen July 2nd, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    Hi Jon, your neighbour Stephen here. I’m extremely interested in this amazing journey you have undertaken and will be keeping up to date on your progress. (Every time I walked past that Landcruiser Prado pakred out the front it was incredible to think that this thing would be driving through such places as Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan or Azerbaijan, and then cruising through the streets of Paris and London to boot.)

    I actually thought about you both when I heard the news from Mongolia today, with violent protests in Ulan Bator. Let’s hope all this has blown over when you reach this stage.

    Good luck and all the best!

  33. By frank July 2nd, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    well jon and jack i will be looking forward to the blogs as you travel, my wife and i are are in our 50s and just came back from a great avannig caravan trip to WA, and yes the travel bug has a firm hold of us as well. You have a great trip and i know you will have some great tails to blog to all of us back in melbourne. one of your listeners of 774 melb FRANK AND JULIE

  34. By Kelly July 2nd, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    I checked in tonight “Jon & Jack”, because I have been waiting all week to see if you would make your first deadline to the boat on time.
    Now I feel like my football team has just lost the final. I not giving up on the team yet boy’s, however things must improve…

  35. By David July 2nd, 2008 at 11:12 pm

    Jon

    Inevitably any inherent mechanical or electrical problems will show up on a long trip such as yours - you could welcome such problems whilst you’re able to resolve with relative ease on home soil! Although I’ve always hated the phrase “things always happen for a reason”, perhaps for you this is an opportunity to slow down, relax & ultimately enjoy ALL experiences that come your way :)

    David

  36. By Matt July 3rd, 2008 at 1:11 am

    Relax…

  37. By Mary Gibney July 3rd, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Was so delighted you picked up a hitchhiker. It made me feel really nostalgic and a touch sad that this is now almost an ‘extinct’activity. Growing up in Ireland (then generally a monoculture), our lives were enriched by picking up hitchhikers,often from overseas. As a uni student I often hitchhiked through Ireland, England and France and nearly always had fantastic experiences. Well done! Looking forward to hearing about your other experiences -wish I had the courage again to abandon my middle class, safe existence and do something to shake off my cobwebs! Good Luck!

  38. By Bob July 3rd, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    Geeze mate, what an adventure already. I’m going to be riveted to this site from now on!

  39. By Pat Clark July 3rd, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    I am following the adventure every day and looking forward to the next stage.have fun.

    pat

  40. By Ian at Mallacoota July 3rd, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Jon,

    I have recenly returned from WA in a Nissan Patrol (3.0 lite turbo diesel), averaging 10 to 11 litres /100km, depending on how hard I drove. I know a lot of people with Prado’s, and they do have problems - including the brakes. Most people in the bush do not like anti locking brakes, as they do not pull up in time. Anyway, it’s too late to change vehicles now, but have a look around, and I guarantee diesel Patrols are the go with most people. Toyota Land Cruisers are no better and cost much more. The Nissan is more simple and reliable. Anyway, good luck - hope you get the cruise control fixed, and have no more trouble.

  41. By Graham P July 3rd, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    I’m sure you’ll have the odd hiccup along the way, but take a leaf out of Len Beadell’s book. First thing you do when you are stuck or have a problem is, build a fire, boil the billy, enjoy the cuppa and your solutions or options will generally take shape in your mind !!! From frequent trips ouselves into and beyond the Red Centre I know it works !!! PS While you were at Woomera, I hope you took time to visit the museum in the Community centre. They have a lot of excellent information and material on Len Beadell and his road crew of “Gun Barrel Highway” fame. Most importantly - slow down when you can, and enjoy the lack of clocks, phones and timetables !!!!

  42. By Chris Cooke July 3rd, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    John take heart, tis a far better thing that this mishap has occurred in the relative safety of the Australian outback than “up the Khyber Pass”

    The Gods must like you John. I have often found in my past adventures that breakdowns usually occur in a mechanic free zone in a country with a population that only speak some obscure dialect of Urdu and don’t like foreigners and only accept US Dollars when I was replete with local currency.

    I somewhat doubt the usefulness of your cruise control in the areas that await you but all the best with the repairs mate.

    remember objects can be discarded or repaired but your family can not so all the best to you and them and I will continue to follow your trip with interest and will put in a good word with whatever God in favour with me at the time.

    PS 774 just ain’t the same without you so do come back old chap.

    Chris Cooke and family.

  43. By Vic Johanesen July 3rd, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    Hi Jon and Jack,
    Good news, you had the cruise control problem in Australia and not in an exotic country where getting it repaired may prove difficult.

    As you travel further north from Alice you may start to believe in the flat earth policy as there is literally no land relief for hundreds of kilometres. However, that will be nothing compared to driving on the southern steppes through Uzbekistan and its neibouring countries.

    Hope you are back on track soon.

    Regards and best wishes,

    Vic Johanesen

  44. By Kate July 3rd, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    Welcome to the life of a traveller. It can be so frustrating but the positives will outweigh the negatives and even more so when your trip is over. I’ve just come back from a holiday in the Middle East - Lebanon, Syria, Jordan and Israel. I had some really challenging moments and at the time I said ‘that’s it, next trip will be somewhere easy, like the States, a country where their first language is English’. I’ve only been back a few weeks and I’ve got itchy feet already to go back to Israel and to West Africa. Not exactly ‘easy’ countries. Oh how quickly we forget the bad/difficult stuff! I know I’m going to enjoy reading your updates. All the best.

  45. By margaret webb July 3rd, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    We appreciated our seemingly personalised email/blog starting “Dear Margaret” so I WILL now follow your trip with great interest as I now feel personally involved in hearing about your adventures. We have done a lot of travelling and really appreciate travelling and all its experiences as a great journey in life. What a great thing to take your son on such a journey and to share it with us all! We are also interested in the journey through the ‘Stans” so keep us posted.
    Margaret Webb

  46. By Richard July 3rd, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    Great to hear you doing the traffic report from somewhere outback of who knows where the other morning, but I do believe that you are on hols…. so what’s the story?? sounds like you guys are already having fun so keep up the great work but do remember that you are on leave.My best wishes to you both.
    Ric.

  47. By Paul July 3rd, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    Hey there Jon&Jack , just read ur article in the RACV mag, already heard of ur trip on the Radio 100.7 rural. Hope ur trip is one of a lifetime for you both. When u are in Darwin,if nothing else you must have a drink @ Shannanigans Irish Pub in Mitchell St, it’s peak backpacker season up there so u never know it will at least fill in the wait!
    Good luck to you both I may see you up there will be there early next week all being well , some people have to work !!!

  48. By Ken July 4th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    Thanks for the blog. I envy you the trip thru the “stans” as I did not get there.
    Enjoy the trip and the company, I loved the north of OZ on the occasions I have been there,
    Ken

  49. By Ray Nolan July 4th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Jon & Jack,
    You’ve just discovered “Outback Time”!
    Slow down, relax, and enjoy the scenery…
    When my wife & I did the Big Circle Around Oz in 1998 it took us 48 hours to toss the detailed itinerary out the window.

    We then realised the journey IS the destination!

    Changes of route, timing, and vehicle bits WILL occur… you bet your boots. Of course, international visas, language difficulties, etc will make your journey more interesting than ours, but remember, when you meet up with Jan in Paris you’ll have so many tales of adventure to tell her.
    Just remember: what’s a problem en route will be a highlight over the dinner table for the rest of your & Jack’s lives.
    I envy you!

    Ray from Hoppers Crossing
    (who sent you the Kelly Tree co-ords)

  50. By Ginger July 5th, 2008 at 1:07 am

    Jon & Jack -
    This is very entertaining reading already. I’ll really be impressed if you decide to extend your trip and drive to California! Wishing you glorious days and no flat tires…
    “It is good to have an end to journey towards, but it is the journey that matters in the end.”
    -Ursula LeGuin

  51. By Vanessa July 6th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Glad to hear all the news, thanks, looking forward
    to photos. Not sure whether ferry was cancelled
    just for the week or totally and you’re seeking
    another route ? “The real voyage of discovery
    consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in
    having new eyes”. Very best wishes, have fun Jon and Jack. Vanessa

  52. By Natalie July 7th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Hi Jon and Jack
    I doubt if you will read all these comments but never mind. It seems like you’ve been gone ages but you’re still in the country. All the best laid plans……. Where are some photo? I was hoping to see the cyclist for instance. I’m listening to 774 out of habit but I don’t like it would YOU and Red but he’ll be back next week. You don’t care anyway, do you? Keep on keeping on. Natalie

  53. By Natalie July 7th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Read “without” YOU and red in my last comment. Natalie

  54. By Sandra July 7th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    Arrgh!! Jon - come back! I’m suffering withdrawal symptoms without my daily fix!

  55. By Natalie July 9th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    I totally agree with Sandra above but wouldn’t wish you to return without fulfilling your life’s ambition. You’d just better come back and not decide that this is the life for you….. You can tell can’t you, that I’m living my daily life through your blogs. What a tragic I am. I’m not really. I do have a life. Looking forward to your next leg. Where to after Dili? I’ve forgotten. Take care. Natalie

  56. By John & Anne July 11th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Hi Jon & Jack,
    We really miss you on the radio Jon but hope you enjoy your trip. Sounds great. Just read the RACV article. Enjoy yourselves and good luck.
    Regards John & Anne

  57. By kath higgott July 11th, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    Hi Jon and Jack,
    What are you up to? You have been quiet for a couple of days. Maybe you are living it up in Darwin? Enjoy! enjoy! This a trip of a life time.
    Regards Kath

  58. By ALLAN July 11th, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    Hi Jon and Jack. Cant wait for the book on your adventure.
    Jon, missing you terribly in the mornings. Jack, hopefully you will be a guest on “The Conversation Hour” ealy next year.
    Regards,
    Allan.

  59. By Cherie July 24th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    Hi to the intrepid travellers!
    Just remember… ” You have to get through the ‘YUK’ to get to the good stuff”. I am sure you will.

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